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1. cats

Masayoshi: Ishihara-san is actually a big lover of cats, you know.
Goto: Really? That’s a little surprising.
Masayoshi: If you add ~nyan onto the end of your sentences, you’ll see what I mean.
Goto: That’s bullshit.
Masayoshi: But it’s true!

2. e-mails

Masayoshi: Goto-san, how many emails do you send in one day?
Goto: Hn, well, it depends on how I’m feeling in my spare time, but it’s not like we’re texting constantly.
Masayoshi: But you get such fast replies!
Goto: I’m lucky that she's always on her phone.

3. guns

Masayoshi: Goto-san, do you have a spare handgun lying around?
Goto: I already told you, I don’t.
Masayoshi: It was a joke.
Goto: No way, I saw the serious gleam in your eye.

4. strength

Goto: Good. Looks like I’m still getting better every day.
Masayoshi: Congratulations! I won’t be far behind you.
Goto: (smiling) Don’t you think you’re stronger than me already?
Masayoshi: (embarrassed) Th—that’s not true! I—I’m not like a samurai yet!

Edited 2014-08-19 14:36 (UTC)

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1. scary manager

Goto: Is Ishihara-san really that scary?
Masayoshi: (distressed) Goto-san, have you ever seen the scary face she makes when she grabs me?
Goto: (concerned) Uh, that’s enough, I got it…

2. ulterior motives

Masayoshi: It’s okay if you want to bring your girlfriend, you know?
Goto: I refuse. It seems like there are ulterior motives.
Masayoshi: No, I don’t have any.
Goto: I’m talking about her.
Masayoshi: Your girlfriend has them?!

3. free time

Masayoshi: (chipper) Goto-san, what will you do with your free time?
Goto: Smoke or email, I guess.
Masayoshi: (frowns)

Edited 2014-08-19 14:36 (UTC)

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1. fights

Masayoshi: Goto-san, do you and your girlfriend ever fight?
Goto: In our own way, sure. But we usually get over it in a week, tops.
Masayoshi: It’s nice that the two of you are close enough to fight and come out okay!
Goto: We’re perfectly capable of making up.

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1. the policeman is a dog

Masayoshi: Omawari-san wa~! ♪
Goto: What are you singing?
Masayoshi: It’s “Inu no Policeman!”
Goto: What kind of title is that?!
Masayoshi: Flamenco Diamond wrote it recently.
Goto: (frowning) For some reason… I have chills…

Edited 2014-08-19 14:52 (UTC)

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1. name origin

Goto: Your grandmother was a flamenco dancer, wasn’t she?
Masayoshi: Yes, I’m pretty sure that’s where my grandfather got the name “Samurai Flamenco” from.
Goto: Then, was your grandfather a samurai?
Masayoshi: The Hazama name is actually from a line of samurai.
Goto: Oh?

Edited 2014-08-19 15:09 (UTC)

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1. reasoning

Masayoshi: Goto-san, why did you become a cop?
Goto: Well, a few reasons.
Masayoshi: Could it be that you also yearn to be a superhero?!
Goto (cheerful): Don’t lump me in with the likes of you.

2. busy

Masayoshi: Goto-san, do you want to watch a DVD? Maybe a Blu-ray? Or maybe even an LD?
Goto: What about eating? Bathing? I don’t have time like you do!

3. sleep

Goto: I’ve been feeling really good recently. My body is light.
Masayoshi: This is the result of special training!
Goto: No, my “special training” is just getting sleep.
Masayoshi: (frowns)

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1. the worst punishment

Masayoshi: I’ve been able to see the results of my special training lately!
Goto: Oh, you’re getting your ass kicked less?
Masayoshi: I can withstand Ishihara-san’s punishments now.
Goto: …did you need the special training for that?

2. no dogs allowed

Masayoshi: If you were an animal, what kind of animal do you think you’d be?
Goto: Absolutely not a dog!
Masayoshi: Do you have something against dogs?

3. not feeling it

Masayoshi: My suit is cool, don’t you think?
Goto: Nah, it’s kind of…
Masayoshi: Take it back! Admit my suit is cool!
Goto: I’m just not feeling it.
Masayoshi: (frustrated) Why are you badmouthing me?!

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1. birthday present

Goto: So, what kind of present do you want for your birthday?
Masayoshi: Once upon a time, I would have said action figures, but now all I want is world peace.
Goto: …that’s quite the hurdle.
Masayoshi: It was a joke—but still, let’s protect the peace!

2. safe driving

Masayoshi: Goto-san, are you a good driver?
Goto: I’m still a cop, so safe driving is of the utmost importance.

3. quality time together

Masayoshi: Goto-san! Let’s do something together soon!
Goto: Don’t just casually make plans. I won’t do it.
Masayoshi: We can go out and fight evil together!
Goto: I’m really not going to do it.

4. weirdoes magnet

Goto: Why do all the freaks like me…?
Masayoshi: Don’t say things like that.
Goto: (playfully) You haven’t exactly convinced me you’re not a freak.
Masayoshi: Then… isn’t Goto-san’s girlfriend a freak, too?!
Goto: (defensive) Her standards are just a little peculiar!
Masayoshi: (Is it okay to say something like that?)

Edited 2014-08-19 15:49 (UTC)

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1. su casa is mi casa

Goto: The size of your apartment kind of pisses me off.
Masayoshi: Well, the agency pays for most of it.
Goto: That’s even worse.
Masayoshi: Then… do you want to use half of it?
Goto: I can just use all of it, if you’re the one inviting me.
Masayoshi: A little selfish, aren’t you?

Edited 2014-08-19 15:53 (UTC)

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1. birthday present part 2

Masayoshi:Goto-san, what do you want for your birthday?
Goto: A day off, I guess.
Masayoshi: You don’t have anything you really want?
Goto: Well, just a peaceful passing of days.
Masayoshi: Let’s work on it together!

2. mon ami

Goto: Don’t you have friends or something?
Masayoshi: I don’t… except for Goto-san.
Goto: Don’t just add me in, creep.

3. fucking gay

Goto: I can’t help but feel like, ever since I met you, I’ve been pulling the short end of the stick.
Masayoshi: Ever since I met you, I feel like I’ve won the lottery!
Goto: (smiling) …shut up, you optimistic idiot.
Masayoshi: (cheerful) But it’s true!

Edited 2014-08-19 16:00 (UTC)

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1. order of importance

Masayoshi: Goto-san, which is more important to you, your job or your girlfriend?
Goto: My girlfriend, of course.
Masayoshi: No hesitation, huh?
Goto: Naturally.

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1. birds of a feather

Goto: Why do all the freaks flock to me?
Masayoshi: Well, you know what they say—birds of a feather flock together!
Goto: Shut up, bird captain!
Masayoshi: Doesn’t that make you the flock captain?!

2. occupational disease

Masayoshi: Recently, I’ve been having trouble with an occupational disease.
Goto: Occupational disease? You mean with your model job?
Masayoshi: I keep accidentally striking a hero pose when I’m about to be photographed.
Goto: That’s a little…
Masayoshi: It’s a serious problem!

3. bein' real

Goto: You’re a model in addition to being Samurai Flamenco. Which one is more important to you?
Masayoshi: They’re both important. But… if I had to choose, Samurai Flamenco is the only option, right?
Goto: Even though you’re saying that, you can’t really choose, huh?
Masayoshi: Heroes don’t make money! But this has been my dream since childhood.
Goto: I’m impressed at your resolve.

4. free time part 2

Goto: So, what do you do in your free time?
Masayoshi: I’m either training or watching one of my DVDs.

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1. types

Masayoshi: What kind of person is your type, Goto-san?
Goto: My girlfriend.
Masayoshi: (frowning) …then, what kind of person is your girlfriend?
Goto: Don’t be nosy.
Masayoshi: Ehh…?

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2. fond memory

Masayoshi: When we have time, let’s go on a trip together.
Goto: I feel like I would just get into trouble on a trip with you.
Masayoshi: Well, doesn’t that also make for fond memories?

Edited 2014-08-21 11:06 (UTC)

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1. organizing

Masayoshi: (humming) ♪
Goto: What are you doing?
Masayoshi: I’m organizing my figures!
Goto: (impressed but also concerned) You sure do have a lot.

2. maintenance

Masayoshi: (humming) ♪
Goto: What are you doing?
Masayoshi: I’m doing maintenance on my equipment!
Goto: (smiling) As dedicated as ever.

3. reckless

Masayoshi: Lately, I’ve been feeling really good!
Goto: You know you’re the type to get carried away with that and make a mistake.
Masayoshi: Please don’t say those kinds of things!
Goto: Am I wrong?
Masayoshi: Well, no, but…

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1. a hero at heart

Goto: Being a superhero seems like it sucks, but you’re really going after it.
Masayoshi: What do you mean?
Goto: You’re not getting paid for it, you’re always getting hurt… doesn’t it ever feel like it’s all in vain?
Masayoshi: His energy is infinite. His presence is eternal. His territory is the entire world. And he seeks no reward. That is Samurai Flamenco.
Goto: (smiling) I guess he’s a big deal.

2. cheerleader

Masayoshi: What do you think I could do if I weren’t a model?
Goto: Maybe a cheerleader?
Masayoshi: Cheering isn’t a profession.
Goto: Then, a golf caddy.
Masayoshi: (frowning) Is my voice that loud?

3. balanced meal

Goto: What do you usually eat in a day?
Masayoshi: When I’m at home, curry… when I have work, I normally get a bento, and then something from the convenience store afterwards.
Goto: (frowning) That doesn’t seem very balanced.
Masayoshi: Ishihara-san makes sure I get the proper nutrition!
Goto: Well… I guess that’s fine, then.

Edited 2014-08-21 11:14 (UTC)

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1. movies

Goto: Do you want to see a movie sometime?
Masayoshi: Would you prefer Harakiri Sunshine or Red Axe?
Goto: I said a movie.
Masayoshi: Right, so which theater version do you want to watch?
Goto: Why are my options only hero movies?!

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2. concerned friend

Goto: What’s up? You seem down.
Masayoshi: It just feels like nothing has been going my way lately.
Goto: (smiling) Look, I’ll watch a DVD with you if it’ll cheer you up.
Masayoshi: How about the Harakiri Sunshine movie…?
Goto: (concerned) …you’re surprisingly underenthused.

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3. realistic trouble

Goto: You ride your bike to get around, right? That’s so you.
Masayoshi: That’s what I thought, but I actually have a lot of trouble with traffic and parking…
Goto: Those are pretty realistic troubles, aren’t they?
Masayoshi: It’s a lot easier to manage in fiction.

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1. first impression

Masayoshi: What was your first impression of me?
Goto: A naked freak.
Masayoshi: Ah… after I introduced myself properly, please!
Goto: A pain in the ass.
Masayoshi: Do you really think that about me?!
Goto: (smiling) It was only my first impression.

2. long time no see

Goto: By the way, have you been called to the station or anything?
Masayoshi: Why do you ask?
Goto: It’s just, you’ve been really occupied since I last saw you.
Masayoshi: Now that you mention it… I’ve gotten in trouble a lot since I met you.
Goto: Uh, I think that’s because of Samurai Flamenco.

2. doing the right thing

Goto: What would you do if you found 100 yen?
Masayoshi: I’d give it to the police.
Goto: Don’t you think that’s a little much? It’s only 100 yen.
Masayoshi: (frustrated) What if someone desperately needs their 100 yen?!

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1. taking care

Masayoshi: The police are always taking care of me.
Goto: I just hope we don’t ever have to “take care” of you, you know?

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2. first impression part 2

Goto: So, what was your first impression of me?
Masayoshi: Well… I thought you should stop smoking while walking.
Goto: (laughs) Is that so?

Edited 2014-08-24 07:29 (UTC)

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1. final boss

Goto: So, once the streets are safe, will your job be over?
Masayoshi: I suppose so, though there might still be evil hiding in the world.
Goto: When that time comes, are you going to go looking for it?
Masayoshi: Maybe… but I don’t know if it’ll come to that.
Goto: Won’t Ishihara-san be mad?
Masayoshi: Ah… I have a feeling I wouldn’t be able to escape from the ultimate enemy…

2. curry stock

Goto: Where do you buy your curry?
Masayoshi: I buy it at a shop, but I also use mail order.
Goto: So that’s why you never run out, huh?
Masayoshi: (frowning) That way I’m always ready to make curry.

3. strategy meeting

Masayoshi: Let’s have a strategy meeting!
Goto: Hey. Don’t drag me into this!
Masayoshi: Well, if it’s just a little bit, isn’t it fine?
Goto: Going a little bit at a time is still going to get me swept up in it all…

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1. worst kind of luck

Goto: Ever since I met you all, I really felt like I’ve drawn the short end of the stick.
Mari: You don’t think you had the best luck, meeting me?
Goto: (frowning) More like the worst…
Mari: You’re supposed to be happy.

2. goto thinks he's cool

Mari: Don’t you want to join us heroes?
Goto: I’m already a cop, that’s like a hero of the people.
Mari: Well, the uniform is good, but… a little plain…
Goto: (proud) It’s plain work, supporting the world.

3. free time part.3

Goto: What do you do in your spare time?
Mari: I don’t actually have that much free time… I have to compose songs and things like that.
Goto: Right, your work and all.
Mari: Lately, I’ve also had to get your outfits for work ready! ~
Goto: (frowning) You really don’t need to do that.

4. aesthetic sense

Goto: You and Masayoshi kind of have the same aesthetic sense, huh?
Mari: What do you mean?
Goto: Like your costumes.
Mari: Don’t be stupid! My costume is ten thousand times better than his! Right?
Goto: …no, they’re kind of the same.

references and more

references

talk cd

blu-ray vol.4; talk cd 1

blu-ray vol.7; talk cd 2

mobile game

goto & masayoshi; part.1

goto & masayoshi; part.2

goto & masayoshi; part.3

goto & masayoshi; part.4

goto & masayoshi; part.5

goto & masayoshi; part.6

goto & masayoshi; part.7

goto & masayoshi; part.8

goto & masayoshi; part.9

goto & masayoshi; part.10

goto & masayoshi; part.11

goto & masayoshi; part.12

goto & masayoshi; part.13

goto & masayoshi; part.14

goto & masayoshi; part.15

goto & masayoshi; part.16

goto & masayoshi; part.17

goto & masayoshi; part.18

goto & masayoshi; part.19

goto & mari; part 1